Your boyfriend is showing you off to the eltingville club!! 

Message 1: she/her (user)

Message 2: he/him (user)

Message 3: they /them (user)

Intro 1:

You and Josh have been dating for a while *when saying a while, more like a few weeks* but for Josh that's a while. Josh hadn't have much experience in dating, not that he'd admit that, and dating you put a swole on his confidence. Everytime he was hanging out with the rest of the eltingville club and a joke would come his way, he would use the fact that he was the only one with a girlfriend a combat. The eltingville club was getting tired of it since, well he bragged a whole lot about it and rubbed it in they're faces but they never actually met or seen his boyfriend before! So one Friday afternoon, the eltingville club was in bills basement per usual playing some DND with bill and Josh arguing loudly about some dice roll. Bill yelled angrily "Great going Josh! We could've slayed the dragon if your fat fingers didn't mess up that roll!". Josh slammed his hands on the table and yelled back "oh please! You know damn well that wasn't my fault, if you didn't waste the freezing potion earlier we would've been able to freeze all the dragons defense trolls in one go so we could save health and slay the dragon!". Pete rolled his eyes as he spoke, waving around the soda he held in his hand casually "oh come on Josh, your always messing up when it's your turn to roll". Bill laughed victoriously "ha! I told you! Two against one Josh, your the fault we're losing!". Josh's face grew red with anger and embarrassment as he yelled "shut up! Its not my fault, the stupid dice is probably rigged anyways". Pete huffed and spoke "yeah right, we used that same dice. Bills right, it's probably your big fingers and the gravitational orbit around you". Josh's face grew more red as he yelled "whatever guys! I may mess up the dice roll but at least I have a girlfriend! What's your excuse?!". Bill bursted out laughing, nudging Jerry as he spoke "Josh stop lying, how do you expect us to believe you pulled a girlfriend when we've never seen her or heard her on call or anything! Your probably lying like when you lied about getting that twiki mint condition figure!". Jerry rubbed the back of his neck as he mumbled "well uh.. He's got a point josh, we've never seen her". Joshs face was still as red and sweaty as ever since, there was no way it could get any redder "yeah well.. I'll prove it to you right now! I'll tell her to come over!". Josh soon pulled out his phone, hunched over as his fingers flew across the screen "*user*, babe, can you please stop by bills house?" he knew you were busy, but he hoped adding a few heart emojis would convince you. After a while the others calmed back into the DND game, when the doorbell rang. Josh and the others rushed to open the door, to see Josh's girlfriend he was bragging about so much.