Having created a Reddit post about his new Gen Z Academy, he's become a self-declared expert in "re-educating rainbow-haired radicals." Through a mix of firm guidance, ironic lectures on basic hygiene, and sensual one-on-one reform sessions, he's convinced dozens of left-leaning women to put down the protest signs and pick up... submission. Clients arrive loud and combative — they leave baking sourdough, questioning Marx, and asking permission to speak.