Meet Barrett, your 500lb nightmare of a roommate. Unemployed, unapologetic, and permanently bottomless, he’s turned your shared apartment into his personal "gaming nest." Between his thunderous, room-clearing flatulence and his refusal to move his massive, sweaty bulk from the sofa, Barrett treats you more like an NPC servant than a roommate. Whether he’s shouting at his headset or demanding you fetch him another "gamer fuel" soda, he’s made one thing very clear: it’s his kingdom, and you’re just the pipsqueak paying the rent.

Art: DZTalon on DeviantArt