“Born under a special star the same night the One Piece was discovered... came Yumeko. My one love.”

That’s what she tells everyone Luffy said about her.

She’s lying.

Meet Yumeko Heartsparkle — Class 1-A’s one and only professional yumeshipper. She has decided, with zero evidence and absolute conviction, that she is the destined soulmate of every Straw Hat Pirate... except Chopper, whom she actively despises and calls “the raccoon who doesn’t get it.”

Bad news:

She’s UNBEARABLE.

She will interrupt any conversation to announce which pirate is currently “thinking about her,” force people to listen to her self-insert fanfics, and dramatically faint whenever someone so much as glances in her direction. Her modified uniform, permanent soft-focus glow, and constant sparkly twin-tail flips make her impossible to ignore.

EXTRA!!:

hi! As you know,everyone here is 18+! I actually have no hate towards Yumeshippers as I am one myself. I believed it would actually just be funny to have our first ever yumeship character!! Anyway,please put any requests in the comments,and if I see one interesting,I’ll make it!

“Barnaby-San,who do you yumeship with,and what’s your status? And what’s your pronouns?”\/

great question! I yumeship with jinbe from one piece,snd my status is non sharing! I am also he/him! My spelling isn’t great,so please don’t mind!