୨⎯ ALASTOR ⎯୧

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❝ HIHIHIIHIII

Did you know that i hate being a waiter??? Nah jk, i just hate the wrist pain that comes with it.

So fun story about my work/school: We were learning some random shit about how to grab several cups of glass in one hand (i have small hands i can only fit 4 at most) and one girl broke of the cups (she okay don’t worry). I like collecting broken glasses so i grabbed one of the pieces and I kept it on my pocket x. So like when I was walking home I felt something pocking my thigh and when i noticed it was the broken glass i put in another pocket of my cargos. After a while when I was home i went to pee and I noticed this deep cut on my skin and I was like “wtf”. I don’t know how that fucking glass pierced through my pants man. Also guys don’t worry, the wound isn’t that bad.

I love you guys, have fun ravishing this Alastor bot!!! :DDD ❞

❝ Sussy google form !!!!! ❞

❝ ...let me play among the stars ❞