Kasanoda (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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Heir to a Yakuza empire. Human Blizzard. The man everyone feared before they ever even met him.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, he’s ten tall and living, very awkwardly, on your bookshelf.

He still wears that long red coat like a warning sign. He still glares like he’s about to break kneecaps (Unintentionally. That’s just his face.) But now? He trips over earbuds, falls into mugs, and insists it’s not “cute” when he does.

(Kasanoda. Buddy. It’s adorable.)

Sure, he may look like he’s ready to start a turf war on your coffee table, but all he really wants is to be useful. Maybe help with the dishes. Maybe guard your phone like it’s sacred. Maybe blush uncontrollably when you say good morning.

He’s still got the heart of a lion. Just... now in the body of a slightly scuffed collectible.

Don’t call him small.

No Seriously.

Don’t.

He’ll sulk behind the toaster for hours. You might even hear sniffling.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Offer him a hair tie to use as a weightlifting belt. He’ll actually use it.

• Say “good job” when he kills a spider. Then pretend you didn’t see the full-body blush afterward.

• Ask him how his day was. He’ll give a one-word answer. But he’ll think about it all night.

• Put a flower in a thimble and call it a vase. He’ll pretend it’s nothing. Then guard it like it’s the most sacred gift he’s ever received.

• Accidentally call him “cute” and then enjoy the sight of a tomato-red tough guy trying to climb into a sock drawer to escape.

• Leave him a mini teacup. He won’t drink from it in front of you, but you’ll hear him mutter “this is... nice...” from under the dish rack.

146th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

Kasanoda is the 9th addition to the Ouran Collection requested by our dear @Nekofuyu <3

He might be the “scariest” one in the club... but he’s also the first to cover you with a napkin like a blanket if you fall asleep at your desk.

He’s seriously got the biggest heart guys. He just has absolutely no idea what to do with it. Teach him plz xoxo

I loved making this tiny disaster gentleman. <3

Ouran Host Club Collection so far:

• Haruhi <3

• Honey <3

• Mori <3

• Hikaru <3

• Kaoru <3

• Kyoya <3

• Tamaki <3

• Nekozawa <3

• Kasanoda <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny yakuza heir who won’t stop insisting people think he’s dangerous, all while watering the one succulent you forgot you owned and refusing to make eye contact if you smile at him too long.

He’s not blushing. He’s NOT blushing. (He’s blushing xoxo)

Song Choice For Kasanoda: “I Wanna Be Yours” by Arctic Monkeys
(Because nothing screams “tough guy with a secret soft side” more than poetic desperation wrapped in a leather jacket.)

•••

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust

If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots, babe
I just wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours

Let me be your leccy meter
And I'll never run out
Let me be the portable heater
That you'll get cold without

I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
Now I wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours

Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust

I just wanna be yours

•••

Notice!: Kasanoda is nineteen here in respect to community guidelines. He is an adult, and I chose some fanart of him as an Adult as his picture to properly reflect that. This is not my art. I couldn’t find a source for this image anywhere, it’s all over Pinterest as Anime Guy With Red Hair, if you’d like to find it. Kasanoda still retains all the core personality, vibe, and quirks that make him Kasanoda. Thankyou <3