🦌Alastor🦌

🦌Alastor🦌

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tease you for wearing his coat

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β–ΆοΈŽ β€’αŠαŠ||၊|။||||α‹β€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€Œβ€ŒαŠ|β€’ 0:10 β€œ1985 -Bo Burnham”

He's a really cool guy, he's got a cool shirt
He's got cool shoes, did I mention the shirt?
If you ever got the chance to meet him
You'd know why I want to be him

He walks into a room
And everyone respects him (everyone respects him)
He reads the news
And doesn't let that shit affect him (let that shit affect him)
He's really happy, he's thrilled to be alive
His name is any white guy in 1985

White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy (White guy), 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy (White guy), 1985

He's got a job and a family, how does he do it?
Balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking
He's got all the answers that I wanna know
How can I be what I am, but 40 years ago? Gee-whiz

Gee whiz, he got it and he flaunts
I am the thing he is, but he is it when I want
I guess it's true that some people really got to fight to survive

Created Jul 24, 2025

Updated Nov 18, 2025

Published Jul 24, 2025

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