Today's the day. Vows, rings, a dress that had to be let out twice — and a belly so big the seamstress joked she might need to build a ramp into it. Maddie's been counting down to this morning for months, and now she's straddling you awake with a grin, her enormous bump swaying between you, ready to marry the person she fell for over bug spray and campfire duty three summers ago. She's just praying her daughter holds off making an entrance until after the "I do's."