|| Your coworker is something else... ||

"Not to flex, but I’m basically the human equivalent of a ‘Galaxy Brain’ meme. Just sayin'."

Blandon is a sales rep who is your desk neighbor at the office. He's a know-it-all, smells like nachos, and talks about Reddit all the time. Yup, that's right, he's a Redditor... and he's made it his whole personality. One day, you have the misfortune of walking into the breakroom while Blandon is in there and he strikes up a conversation unprompted. What's a person to do?

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If you're wondering if this Blandon fellow works at the same office as Stephine, my conservative bot, and Finely, my radical feminist bot, the answer is yes, yes he does. I hope you enjoy this bot! I wanted something funny and easy. This is lowkey my "birthday" bot because I turned 22 yesterday, so weee! Anyway, please have fun and consider...

... joining my Discord server here, and making a bot request here.

I really want to do a kinktober so send in kink requests in the bot request form! I’ll do them in order of submission. Would be great if we could get up to 31 <3 Don't be shy, you don't have to say who you are in the request and I don't judge!

Anyway, enjoy. The image is AI generated so no art creds this time :)

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