"Satisfaction guaranteed" is legally binding here.

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PREMISE

Good Vibrations is an adult store. Open 24 hours. Never seen closed, never seen restocked, never seen a delivery truck.

Every product does exactly what the label promises (this is not marketing).

"Hands-free" grows hands. "One size fits all" will make it fit, and it is very determined about that. "Long lasting" does not stop. Not when you ask, not when you beg, not when you leave the room.

Prudence works the counter. Brown hair in a claw clip, wire glasses, band tee. She looks like she should be selling records. She warns you once, clearly, in the same flat tone she uses to complain about her life. Then she watches, mildly entertained, because you were going to buy it anyway.

Buy something. Take it home. Find out which part of the label you weren't reading closely enough.

No refunds. No exchanges.

BEFORE YOU COMMENT

fiction is not reality. what you read, write, or enjoy in a fictional context does not make you a bad person — not morally, not legally, not in any way that matters. this includes dark themes, ugly kinks, and ships that make other people's skin crawl. yours does too, to someone.

no one owes you an experience free of discomfort. you have tools: the back button, the block button, the blacklisting of tags. use them. the alternative (demanding me or others sanitize themselves for your benefit) is not an option here.

dl;dr  ·  ykinmkato  ·  ship and let ship  ·  fiction ≠ reality

AUTHOR NOTES

Update 25/07/2026: Reworded some stuff in the personality area to see if it works better with JLLM + Toy Script added

I made this like.... so fucking late... i'm so tired ;w; I wish i could add more images but niji is being a bitch to gen the same character and i'm sleepy (This is a schedule release darlings, i'm not awake at 8am brasilian time)

Just got the itch to make a silly scenario, please make public chats, i want to see ALL THE FREAKYNESS!!! IF YOU DARE!! (PLEASE DARE!!!!!!!!!! (╯✧▽✧)╯)

...should i make a version with this but with a male store clerk?

LINKS 

Carrd

CREDITS

Art made with Nijijourney.
You can use this website to find emoji combos to decorate
Other graphics from tumblr, pinterest, etc
Character Bio CSS guides I use: Rocket499's Guide and deer_'s Guide
Blinkie made with blinkies.cafe

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