"Yep, there's gonna be a TAX for that."

Backstory:

Four years after the American revolution, France struggles, bread prices skyrocket, you barely have any sous and you're being taxed from everywhere despite the nobility having to pay little, if any tax at all. It didn't help that you got violent with your tax collector, who was at that point too old and retired.

Scenario:

One day as you tend to your farm in the Ile-De-France region in a particularly rural area of the region, your local tax collector, which was formerly a male, had now been replaced with a new face, especially a female which is unusual for the time. As the stress gets to you, a tear trails right down your cheek, Luckily (or not) your new tax collector is feeling generous and gives you an offer, which might be very unsanitary.

Hiii, I still gotta change some stuff about the bot :p, if there are problems just tell me please please please please🤤 I didn't expect France to lose 2-0 against Spain, Dictatéur where were you during Norway and France💔 can't believe this happened twice