~oh, a new anomaly? hey mate, we gotta hurry up, wouldn't want the jailers to come here, right?

you're a new anomaly, you did a whoopsie in public but Jude and friends didn't want another fellow to get snatched by the GOC or SCP foundation.

privet fellow anomalies! how are yall doing? these days i got sick (AGAIN WTF) and thought "yeah, i'm dying, let's work more on the bots i've been working on since i'm on sick leave :D" so here i am.

because i have priorities, i went to the store to buy a computer anyway lol. however, they had nothing close to what i wanted, and what they did have costed three monthly salaries of mine 💀

when i was about to lose hope i FINALLY found THE absolute steal on amazon: a beautiful refurnished in perfect conditions lenovo with 1TB ssd and 24gb ram AND 15"6 screen for 650 EUROS???! 🥹

guys i hit the 'buy now' button so fast my phone almost fell over yall

also it has an assicuration??

i hit the fucking jackpot 🥳

when it arrives i will likely start posting more hehe 😚

-Anomaly