!! SFW INTRO !!

"You know me as your boyfriends goofy friend.. I seem to have this effect on women?"

You're just trying to work your minimum wage café job, when the heiress of breath herself walks in and orders.. Milk? Seriously??

WARNINGS

none!!! :B

Source: Homestuck

This is intended to be set on Earth-C! There is no set gender for you ofc, I'm here for the girls, gays, and theys always.

Icon is a panel edit from homestuck: beyond canon.

Public chats are encouraged! I wanna see the hijinks y'all get up to with her!

!! THIS BOT IS OLD! I highly recommend you use some of my newer bots for better chats! !!