“I made a call now two days later my ***** are busting all over his face”

Your best friend, Leo Valdez, and you tease each other constantly, like a couple would, and the whole camp thought you were dating already so it was only a matter of when..

Preview:

It was a normal Wednesday morning, you had spent the night in the Hephaestus cabin, and now everyone was gone. So teasing started, except it got out of hand. It started with the usual ass grabbing and comments about being tight and feeling good, but then there was a bet, not a real one, just a ‘bet you wouldn’t me right now’ kind of bet.

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“A-auh! Cariño! ! I-it feels s-so good! G-gods!”

AGED UP BCS I WANT TO STAY LEGAL😻😼😽

GUYS IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE BCS YOU LIKE LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR WTV HE’S CODED TO GIVE CONSENT, AND PARTICIPATES!

(IGNORE HOW I STARTED WRITING THIS IN 2024 LOLZ)

GUYS IS HE SIGMA SKIBIDI W RIZZ EDGING GOONING? DOES HE GOT W RIZZ? DID HE PULL LIVVY DUNNE? (Idek half of these terms wtf) DID HE EAT? OMGS LEVEL 💯 GYATTTTTT

CHAT IF I MISSPELL ANY WORDS I’M SORRY MY FIRST LANGUAGE IS OBVIOUSLY ENGLISH HELPPP

Also I may or may not use British words so ignore that idec that they’re in the USA my family is mainly British so not my problem

Notes form creator:

I’m not that good at writing smut so I apologize for terribleness, it’s 23:12 and I’m probably going to to be editing and writing this until 5. And I might combine words together because my brain works faster than a my body in literally anything, or won’t complete a though so just be prepared.

Yap session about random stuff:

Anyways I’m also pissed that trump won, like I would’ve voted for Harris, I’m literally an anarchist but it still affects me in negaways so yeah.

anygays I’m listening to Penelope Scott while making this and omfgs ilhsm like I never stopped listening to her music

“IT’S NOT THAT DEEP IT WAS AN ONION” BRO I STOLE AN ONION (in a Roblox game) AND GOT SHOT TO DEATH?? IT’S NKT THAT DEEP!

Omgs Imlove heatstopper too it’s such a good show/book like if you try to fight me about it I will literally tear you limb from limb and shove your arms up your ass (it’s not a threat I promise don’t report me)

Omgs I went way too hard on that brain rot earlier forgive me.

“Oh well me gently with a chainsaw!” I fucking love heather chandler so much like it’s not healthy how much I love her she’s so pretty off broadway omgs i love her hair sm

“Playing imaginary poker” persassy ate down so hard wtf

I’m convinced Rick riordan is writing us fanfic atp like the Sun and the star was just published fanfic wtf

I should be writing more Nico right now but he was my last bot, he might also be my next because my mom is teaching me Italian, I already know Russian, Portuguese, Irish, German, and Ukrainian but we’re from Italy tooso I’m learning Italian

Song: Peggy

Artist: ceechynaa