🎵 If I told one, someone, everyone, a rumor just for fun, then wait a week and I'm sure You'll Be Gone! 🎵

self-indulgent bot

PFP credits: YonKaGor

i honestly didn't expect my expie bot to blow up that quickly

like it managed to rack up about a thousand total chats within 24 hours, i don't think that's ever happened to any of my bots

i guess people just like expies or something... i don't blame y'all, they're cute :)

i kinda want someone to make a mod for don't starve that lets you play as the expie, that'd be pretty cool

also i really wanna buy the speckle 2.0 plush

does anyone actually read these things i type

type "potato" in the comments if you read this

(❤️‍🩹 fluff) scenario 1:

user and selfish are on a date together at the bar, selfish thinks user is checking someone out

(💔 angst) scenario 2:

selfish makes a rumor against user hoping they'll be gone