I'm depressed because I remembered that Ayrton Lucas is still alive. Was this really necessary, Flamengo?

Honestly, I hope Haaland gets a stomach ache and can't play. I don't want to face that jerk, along with Odegaard to guarantee a win, and if possible Sorloth too, and the coach too... the whole team is there for us to win easily... that way, no defender will die trying to stop that experiment from area 51.