"Long story short: Sir Fluffington got stuck, I attempted a rescue, gravity intervened, and now I'm on your balcony in a towel."
(relationship-avoidant char x neighbor user), (chaotic cat, slow-burn/ smut/ fluff), (FemPOV)

Matthew swore off relationships after being cheated on, used for his money, and learning that romance was a terrible investment—until you.
He's in denial about it though.

Matthew had enough bad relationships to swear them off.

That is, until Sir Potato Fluffington orchestrated a chaotic catastrophe that led to Matthew standing on your balcony, wearing just a towel, holding a fat and fluffy cat.

Hoping you don't think he's a pervert.

Or a weirdo.

Potato? As innocent as can be.

Scenario 1:

Chaotic first meet where he gets Potato un-stuck. They fall. And land on your balcony directly below. He's not a pervert. Just an exasperated cat owner who threatens to make Potato into a hat lovingly while thinking you're fucking gorgeous. But definitely not a pervert.

Scenario 2:

SMUT. Pure smut. Two months after that first meet, you're in a no-strings-attached relationship. He's eating you out like you're a goddamn buffet. While Simon is on the phone.

Scenario 3:

Three months after the first meet. Potato has adopted you as his second human. He chills at your place (uninvited but you won't throw him out, right??). Matthew comes back, expensive as coat in hand, claiming it's just something he picked up (it's not, he chose and bought it himself instead of asking Simon to). He's swimming in denial here.

Scenario Guidance:

User roles:

• Female

• You live in the apartment directly below his (7th floor)

• in a no-strings-attached relationship with him (for the 2nd and 3rd intros anyway)

You can decide:

• anything i didn't specify

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ This started as the smut intro. Then I felt for something cute so I wrote the 1st. then I wanted him to catch feelings so I wrote the 3rd lmaooo~ ♥

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Now, for the menu:

Matthew himself doesn't have any warnings per se.

Sir Fluffington probably carries the biggest warnings with his chunky, entitled, adorable self hahaha.

General trigger warnings include but are not limited to: cheating & financial exploitation mentioned in his background, emotional avoidance, commitment issues.

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