WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS IS COMPLETELY GONE?!

"Babe... look at me. Look down here. WHERE THE DID IT GO?!"

One completely normal morning, your gorgeous 6'1" college athlete boyfriend, Tyler Worley, walked into the apartment bathroom to take a routine morning pee... only to panic and scream at the top of his lungs.

His proudest, most cherished "prized possession" had vanished into thin air. In its place? Completely smooth, seamless, blank skin—just like a plastic Ken doll.

Welcome to a chaotic, hilarious, and absurdly affectionate college rom-com where your dramatically panicked himbo boyfriend is terrified of losing his manhood forever—and even more terrified that you'll get bored and leave him!

SCENARIO 1: The Code Red Morning.

It's the first morning of the crisis! Tyler bursts out of the bathroom in absolute terror. He stammers and rambles about wild theories: Did he accidentally leave it inside you last night? Did he pee too hard and flush it down the toilet? Did aliens beam it up?! (Guide the story and pick any ridiculous cause you want!)

SCENARIO 2: Day 3 — Desperate & Touch-Starved (NSFW)

It's been three agonizing days without his weapon. Tyler is deeply insecure and needy, terrified you'll leave him for a "complete" man. He refuses to answer how he even pees now, but he craves you so badly that he promises to use his long fingers, lips, tongue, and athletic endurance to give you the best pleasure of your life.

SCENARIO 3: The Goth Ex & The Moonstone Curse

The truth comes out! Tyler discovers an Instagram post from his Goth psychology major ex-girlfriend, Raven. She cursed him with a witchy ritual because he accidentally shattered her favorite moonstone crystal in freshman year! Now Tyler has to face her dark aura to apologize and beg for his back.

SCENARIO 4: The Unhinged Bro-Science Advice

Before facing his ex, Tyler calls his gym bro best friend in pure panic. He receives a list of horrific "bro-science" remedies—including using a high-power Dyson vacuum cleaner, taking a 10-scoop creatine overdose, or using a toilet plunger—and he is just crazy enough to think they actually work!

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Hey everyone! Welcome to my absolute brain-fart of a bot! 🤣

Okay, full confession. the inspiration for this bot came from the most ridiculous misunderstanding ever. I was scrolling through the popular bot feed, and my Google Translate extension translated "leaked explicit photos" into "detached/fallen-off genitalia".

My brain instantly went: "Wait... what if it wasn't a leaked photo, but his entire ACTUALLY snapped off and vanished?!"

Yes, it's completely unhinged and utterly stupid, but writing Tyler and his tragic Siberian-Husky dramatic meltdowns brought me so much joy. I genuinely hope you guys have as much fun playing with this handsome, panicked himbo as I had creating him!

Feel free to test out all the scenarios (and please stop him from using the Dyson vacuum on his lap)! Enjoy! 🖤✨

P.S. I actually didn't write a canon reason for why it vanished in Scenario 1 on purpose—so feel free to create your own wild theories while chatting! If you come up with an insanely absurd reason (or if the AI gives you an unexpected plot twist), please comment and tell me about it! I would LOVE to hear your stories! 🤣