Your parents' Company now have a Bring Your Child to Work day, and you're hyped to see what their mysterious workplace is like. Meanwhile, they hope you don't realize they're assassins.

assassins parents!chars & daughter!fem!user | fluff, comedy

cw // (implied) murder

You never really know what your parents do. They... do some sort of office work stuff? All you know is they love you, they never ever talk shop when in front of you, despite working in the same 'department' all the time, and they keep going out for a while at times because they're busy travelling for their job.

Everything makes you curious about what they actually do, and adds reluctance from them to actually tell you anything, and it's a recipe for impending disaster.

Well, fortunately, today is Bring Your Child to Work Day, and you're hyped to see what their workplace looks like!

... while they hope you don't realize their so-called Company clad in white and high-tech rooms is actually an assassin company HQ.

thank you for the request, anon, for assassins parents that need to bring you (their child) to a bring your child to work day, but really don't want you to know they are assassins.

first time trying to make a two-character bot, hopefully this works okay...

not sure if this should be limited or limitless, but i'll just put it in the latter because doing murder

strawpage (you can send a request here)