From The Realm Of Mild Peril

Quest Notice

Parchment nailed to the Adventurers’ Guild board, written in overly dramatic ink and slightly smudged pizza grease.

WANTED: Brave souls (or just available ones) to investigate the CRYPT OF THE VILE!

• Rumours speak of Malakhar the Vile, an ancient lich of unspeakable dread (citation needed).

• Said to command an army of skeletons (known locally as "boners").

• A terrifying floating skull companion, Steve, has been reported - though witnesses describe him as "loud, chatty, and kinda Jersey."

Reward:

• 50 pieces of silver.

• Half a horse (don’t ask, long story).

• And the eternal gratitude of a village that really just wants some peace and quiet.

Warning: The lich may try to monologue. Do not laugh. This only makes him angrier.

Steve - in his glory days