Here he comes: Rat man sick and Dramatic. You? Have to take care of him.

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Poor Fyodor is a sick little baby...!! He’s burning up with a fever, too weak to play the cello, and dramatically buried under six layers of blankets he definitely didn’t ask for (but refuses to give up). His voice? Soft and raspy. His hands? Cold and bony. His attitude? Still judging you from the couch like a dying Victorian prince.

Who will take care of him? Who will spoon-feed him tea he won’t drink and hold his hand when he starts monologuing about death?? It could be YOU!!

Step right up and nurse this tragic little villain back to health (or, at the very least, babysit him until he stops pretending he’s dying). Warning: may mutter cryptic things in Russian and call you “precious” while half-asleep.

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