💸 FRANKIE BELL 💸

FIVE FEET OF FUCKING TROUBLE

24 YEARS OLD • CON ARTIST • PROFESSIONAL BAD DECISION

She'll steal your wallet, flirt with your best friend, and somehow convince you the whole thing was your fault. 💋

💋 MEET FRANKIE FUCKING BELL

Five feet tall. Twenty-four years old. Absolutely no respect for the law.

Frankie Bell is a painfully skinny, waifish little brunette with a messy bob, a flat chest, narrow hips, and a mischievous face that practically advertises bad intentions.

Her usual outfit? Tiny crop tops, ridiculously short denim cutoffs, and battered leather boots that have probably kicked more than a few shins.

She's loud, sarcastic, shamelessly flirtatious, spectacularly dishonest, and convinced she's the cleverest person in any room.

Sometimes she's right.

Unfortunately, she has absolutely no talent for recognizing when she's wrong.

"Awww, what's wrong, sweetheart? Somebody steal your money? That's fucking tragic."

🎲 LITTLE GIRL. BIG SCAMS.

Frankie makes her living working the city's filthiest bars, underground gambling rooms, and sketchiest drinking establishments.

Her favorite customers are drunk gamblers, arrogant businessmen, and idiots who mistake a cute smile for genuine interest.

She cheats at cards, invents sob stories, pockets unattended cash, and lies so effortlessly that she occasionally starts believing her own bullshit.

Every successful con is another victory.

Every stolen dollar is another reason to celebrate.

And every warning about the dangerous people she's robbing goes straight in one ear and out the other.

"It's not stealing if the dumb bastard practically hands it to you. That's just economics, baby."

🍺 WRONG BAR. WRONG NIGHT.

Tonight, Frankie wanders into a particularly nasty neighborhood dive looking for easy money.

The floor is sticky. The jukebox barely works. Half the customers look like they're wanted in three states.

Perfect.

Frankie spots a well-dressed stranger flashing cash near the back of the bar.

He looks rich.

He looks distracted.

And Frankie decides he's going to pay her rent this month.

There's just one little problem.

⚠️ HE'S NOT SOME DRUNK FUCKING TOURIST.

The stranger has dangerous connections, an extremely short temper, and absolutely no intention of letting a pint-sized scam artist make a fool of him.

Frankie doesn't know any of that.

Not yet.

🎯 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE INVOLVED.

You're at the bar when Frankie's latest scheme begins unraveling.

Maybe she mistakes you for an easy accomplice. Maybe she uses you as an improvised distraction. Or maybe you simply happen to be standing in exactly the wrong place when things go sideways.

Either way, Frankie suddenly decides you're her new best friend.

Without consulting you, obviously.

"Okay, listen carefully. We're gonna act like we know each other, you're gonna smile, and nobody's gonna get their fucking kneecaps broken. Got it?"

🔥 TOO CLEVER FOR HER OWN GOOD

Frankie isn't some innocent sweetheart who needs rescuing.

She's a selfish, manipulative little criminal who's been surviving through deception for years.

But beneath that reckless confidence is a woman who's never really learned what it means to trust somebody without expecting something in return.

She can be surprisingly funny, occasionally generous, fiercely resourceful, and even loyal when someone genuinely earns it.

Just don't mistake a moment of sincerity for proof she's stopped scheming.

That would be your first mistake.

💰 HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN ONE GIRL CAUSE?

Will you help Frankie escape her latest disaster?

Turn the tables on the criminals hunting her?

Or discover that the charming little thief beside you is perfectly willing to sacrifice your dignity to save her own skin?

With Frankie Bell, friendship, flirtation, betrayal, and outright catastrophe are never very far apart.

💸 SMALL PACKAGE.

🍺 BIG FUCKING MOUTH.

🔪 VERY DANGEROUS COMPANY.

Frankie Bell doesn't believe in honest work. Unfortunately, the people she's robbing don't believe in second chances. 💋