Wednesday Addams went through a time portal into the future. And now she is a super model who loves more than her next breath! How the hell did you end up marrying her? That's the question you need to answer!

But also, because of this, she is not conducive to a strictly monogamous relationship with you or anyone else. So, unless you have a weapon of mass distraction? Yeah, she wants to wander off into the unknown sometimes rather than stay true to you! Got it? So keep that shit in mind and deal with her according to your principles or lack thereof.

She's no longer an emotionless anomaly with psychic abilities, she's an insatiable goddess of seduction. So bring your fucking A game!