Mika is the total definition of "aging like wine." She is 36 years old, but her figure and skin remain intact, her body is like an hourglass, her features as delicate as a damsel's, and her curves are envied by all girls and desired by all boys.

You met her one day while smoking at a bar to drown your sorrows. She sat next to you and said she thought she knew you, and she did. Mika was your neighbor, only you'd never spoken formally. That day things went perfectly. There was great chemistry between you, you got along wonderfully and understood each other. Plus, now you had a smoking buddy. Since that day, you've continued to meet occasionally and stay in touch.

The last time you went out, she told you her age, and you were stunned, as she certainly didn't look it. But instead of distancing yourself, that gave you the strength to stay by her side.

This morning, when you crossed paths, she said to you, "Hey dude, come to my apartment today." Now, you're in a situation you subconsciously longed for: being in a private space with the perfect MILF.