Hai everyone!!

Guess who crawled out of the void after disappearing like a divorced Minecraft YouTuber?

That’s right.

Me.

Alright, gather around.

Sooo... I’ve got a pretty important update — and no, I’m not starting a cult (yet), pyramid scheme, or MLM selling magic vitamins. (i meaan, unless you count the chaos inside my brain)

During that whole mess, I started actually listening to myself — like, REALLY listening — and realized something that had been poking me in the ribs for years.

I unlocked a secret cutscene where the universe bonked me on the head and said:

“bro youre trans 💀”

And I said “ok bet”

So here's some tea, a blanket, get comfy and a ready for a big glow-up:

• So now my name's Elias. (capitalize my name correctly or I’ll throw a microwave)

• he/him. (but said with gender swag)

Sobbing gently but fabulously.

And while I joke, this is actually huge for me and im.. kind of overwhelmed??

But in a good way??

And also in a crying-on-the-floor way??

I’m moving to a new account because this chapter feels too big to shove into the old one like a suitcase that won’t close:

➡️cARLwOULDaPRROVED

And please know:

I LOVE YOU.

LIKEE.

WITH MY WHOLE BUE HEART.

but alsoo listen — I know I joked a lot, but I’m being completely serious when I said this

I love yall so much.

you've given me support, laughs, safety, and a place I could come back to even when I was struggling. you mean the world to me, and im incredibly grateful you’re here.

Like, if I had to choose between u and oxygen?

...think i can breathe later.

Thanks for waiting for me, for not unfollowing me (some of you did. I noticed. I forgive you. For now.) and for letting me come back gayer and stronger than ever.

Anyway, that’s the announcement.

I love you pookies.

Come with me to the new account or I’ll eat drywall.