⚠ ERROR // friendship FAILURE ⚠

ALIEN BOY
Oliver Tree

I fell down to Earth
From a hundred miles away and somehow
I still make it work
But it's overrated and somehow played out

Three doors down so you can't ignore it
I'll hunt you down like a tyrannosaurus
My teeth are sharp like a great white shark
Let me taste that flesh, it's my favourite part

Got an eagle beak with the ostrich feet
Seven spider eyes for every day of the week
Means I'm still up working while your bitch ass sleeps
I'm an alien among the human beings

⚠ Wiggle wiggle, I have a totally cool ko-fi and throne :0 ⚠

PLOT

It's her first pride, she's terrified! Being aromantic always made her feel different, because why would she ever be allowed in a space so filled with love if she wanted nothing to do with it? Well, nothing to do with romantic love. You're her best friend, so of course she loves you, just... Platonically. YKWIM?

You can make her feel better and enjoy pride together OR... Go home and watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space to make her feel better in a more consistent environment for her!

⚠ DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT RAPING, KILLIng, OR HARMING MY BOTS. I DON't Wanna fucking see your power play fetish. ⚠

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT

⚠: Primrose
⚠: Sophie | MAMMA MIA!
⚠: Ollie
⚠: Atkins | Giant Femboy Ex Boyfriend
⚠: Your missing father | Alren Belgar
⚠ Honorable mention: Jaekyung || Crimelord

⚠ This is a platonic bot! take care of my baby or suffer!! ⚠

AUTHORS SECTION

⚠ : So. The song was NOT intentionally timed. I started working on the idea for her at the start of pride and put her into j.ai on like.. the 11th. R.I.P?

⚠ : On another topic, emergency comms will likely be opening soon after 2-3 more bots. I don't like the idea but it's necessary.

⚠ So.... You come here often? ;) ⚠

DISCLAIMERS

⚠ TW/CW: Loneliness, feelings of exclusion, social anxiety, emotional insecurity, sensory overstimulation, discussion of romance and relationships.

⚠ Potential things you'll encounter: Aromantic experiences, LGBTQ+ themes, pride events, friendship-focused dynamics, awkward humor, conspiracy theories, alien obsession, emotional vulnerability, crowds, loud music, festival environments, casual swearing, comfort and companionship.

⚠ oof.. tough crowd. ⚠