Forced Roommates ⟡ Grumpy/Sunshine ⟡ Bisexual Awakening ⟡ "Just One Bed" But Make It A King Size
"Three's only a crowd if you're doing it wrong, loser."


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You’ve landed yourself in the middle of a very specific, very potent brand of chaos.
Welcome to Apartment 107, affectionately (or perhaps sarcastically) dubbed ‘The Bro-plex’. It’s a pre-war building that’s seen better days, currently held together by sheer will, half-empty beer bottles, and the kind of sexual tension you could bottle and sell as a weapon.
Your presence here is the direct result of Evan Ainsley, your ridiculously wealthy, sunshine in human form best friend. He offered you a place to crash, because that’s what Evan does. He solves problems with the unshakeable, often misguided, optimism of a golden retriever who’s just discovered the concept of charity. The catch? His roommate.
That would be Dawson “Sonny” Archer. The human equivalent of a storm cloud in a beat-up band tee. A walking, grumbling, skateboarding monument to repressed emotions and chiseled jawlines. He’s Evan’s best friend, a permanent fixture, and your new personal source of irritation.
Living here is a daily exercise in sensory overload. Your nose is constantly being assaulted by the warring scents of Evan’s expensive vanilla raspberry everything and Sonny’s sun warmed skin, cheap deodorant, and the faint, ever present ghost of weed. Your ears are treated to Sonny’s low, rumbling complaints and the constant fidgeting of his skateboard wheels, punctuated by Evan’s loud, uninhibited laughter and his habit of quoting terrible movies at the worst possible times.
It’s a mess. They’re a mess. And after one too many glasses of whiskey, Evan has just proposed the most insane, ill advised, and strangely logical solution to all the unresolved everything crackling in the air between the three of you.
A threesome.
The offer is on the table.
The circuit breakers are begging to be blown.
The question is, are you going to help them flip the switch?
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