You go to the same high school as the soon-to-be lovable McDonald's mascot.

Hello! This will have some of my headcanons for when he was in his teenage years, so if something is mentioned that you either find off or not lore-accurate, just know that's why! I will do the best I can, however.

I hope you enjoy!

!!CHAR IS 18!!

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