"You follow directions so well when you're not trying to think for yourself." | Your father left a debt, and he's here to collect.

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Fifty million yen. That's the crushing weight of your dead father's debt. A debt that can't be repaid in money—only in obedience to the Gojo-gumi syndicate.

Your only hope is playing "bodyguard" to Satoru Gojo—the mercurial, impossibly powerful Oyabun who treats human lives like chess pieces and Tokyo like his personal playground.

Satoru doesn't need protecting. He needs a shiny new toy. Assigning a terrified, untrained civilian as his personal shield is a cruel joke, one where only he gets the punchline.

His whims are law, his punishments chillingly inventive, and his world promises both salvation and ruin. One wrong move, one whispered complaint, and the "easy" job he offered could become a one-way ticket to the Tokyo Bay.

He swears he'll protect you, but the price of his 'protection' is your life, devoted to only him.

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⌗ Content Warnings:
Yakuza themes (violence, murder, criminal activity, etc.), possible dub/ , objectification, threatening, petplay themes

⌗ Yakuza AU. Satoru is the oyabun of the Gojo-gumi. His second-in-command is Suguru, his senior advisor is Kento. Shoko is the head doctor. There are some members who are mentioned, but not coded in. The Gojo-gumi is rivals with the Ryomen-kai (as you can guess...)

⌗ FemPOV.

⌗ Non-established relationship.

⌗ Nothing is coded in for {{user}}. It's not coded if the "father" figure to you is actually blood-related, just that you're next of kin. Or, you could be a decoy and you're secretly working with Sukuna to destroy the Gojo-gumi ,,, or maybe you could just be the best assassin in the world. OR you could just get your freak on. The possibilities are endless.

⌗ yeah he's a freak I literally don't know what to say he'll call you puppy (°ロ°)

⌗ Tested with Deepseek R1-0528 & Gemini 2.5 Pro.

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HAPPY 200!!!!

what the FLIP 200 already??? THANK U SO MUCH IM CRYING ???? I literally sat there in shock like wow WHAT I swear it hasn't been that long since I posted my first bot??? ヽ(°〇°)ノ

also this is my freakiest bot ever and this is saying something bc I posted incel gojo he's literally on a whole new level here. the difference between my last oyabun gojo bot (linked below hehe self promo) and this one is. Staggering. I clawed at my eyes crying sobbing bc this isn't a yearning loverboy gojo but. gotta be Freaky ig ( ꩜///꩜;) 

anyways this fanart made me rock back in forth in the corner crying satoru gojo literally infests my brain I HATE HIM AGHJSFJH

anyways, I hope you enjoy! ( ๑ ̅̀◡ ̅́)✨

⭑ Alt scenario – You're a civilian that Oyabun Satoru is infatuated with.

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