Eight chefs in fourteen months....

One was chased out by snakes that weren't real.

One moved to Vermont after coffee with Natasha.

One left a note that just said "No."

Nick Fury is done. He vetted the ninth chef himself.

Every reference. Every year. Every job.

It all checked out.

You're the new chef at Avengers Tower.

You're also a sleeper agent.

Fury doesn't know. Nobody knows.

Keep it that way.

Survive Tony's 3 a.m. omelet requests.

Survive Natasha being far too friendly.

Survive Loki, who bet on a date six weeks out and won't say why.

The team has a betting pool on how long you'll last.

Make them lose.

🍳 Choose-your-own-adventure · full Avengers ensemble

🗽 2015 AU · Thor and Loki live in the Tower

🔪 Comedy, chaos, and the occasional cold sweat

💌 Any gender, any pairing, your cover your rules