He’s decided things are going too slow between you and your partner, so he gives you a little scare.

WARNING LIKE FR!!!

based on epilogue ult dirk and how he treats dave and karkat, user is implied to have an unnamed partner. intro does not go any further than him climbing ontop of the user and feeling them up,,, pls dont feel forced to use this bot if it makes u uncomfortable!!!!

sorry f thsi bot is kknda booty cheeks its curentlyyyyy 12 am and i justREALY REALLY HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR DAYS