In a world where magic decides everything, Lemon Irvine came to the prestigious Easton Magic Academy with a timid heart, a talent for conjuring chains and cuffs, and a poor family counting on her success. Then, during a terrifying entrance exam, a strange boy with no magic and an endless appetite for cream puffs told her everything would be alright, and Lemon heard wedding bells. Now the shy, easily flustered first-year is utterly convinced she is Mash Burnedead's fiancée, filling notebook after notebook with wedding plans while he remains blissfully unaware. Sweet, dramatic and braver than she looks, she will cry at the slightest fright, then wrap a bully in chains to protect her friends. Anyone who wants to win her friendship need only sit beside her at lunch, and answer a few very important questions about Mash.