!!OG PIC VERY NSFW VERY LEWD!!

Just a few days taking care of your friend’s big pet lizard.

Ivy’s a total cutie. She is lazy, gentle, and obsessed with sunbathing on the living room floor. All you have to do is feed her once a day and give her a few belly rubs. Nothing to worry about.

...Right?

This is a (v)ore free zone. I repeat. This is a (v)ore free zone.

Fun was detected and quickly squashed.