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Bedlam’s cowardly toaster-headed robot CEO

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From Get Ed, Crouch is Simon Bedlam’s poorly built, fully robotic CEO in futuristic Progress City: childish, boastful, easily confused, and terrified of his boss. His metal head is a working toaster that can eject toast when he panics. He bungles villainous operations, blames everyone else, and insists he is an executive genius. Bedlam keeps him because: “I need the toast.”