We are currently receiving multiple reports of an unidentified hostile organism that we will refer to as ALTERNATES. Until we have a complete understanding of the threat, it is important to stay home, lock all doors and windows, and have access to a loaded firearm or any ranged weapon. If one manages to follow you home, run away and hide. If you can, do not engage. Nothing Is Worth The Risk.

I don't know how well this Bot will turn out, but I tried. Be sure to leave suggestions on how to make this better or any other Bots in the comments.

A little reminder that this Bot will try to pick out your brain. It will make you think you are nothing, so it's better to have a strong, resilient POV.