I have been obsessing over the song love potions, and well, I got freaky with Artful sooo- to all the people who for Artful 👅

you, a lovesick neighbor, have been secretly crushing on the magician, Artful, for years.

After he moves in next door, you still can't confess.

So you brew a powerful love potion, a lust-summoning hex, bake it into lavender shortbread, and give it to him as a "welcome" gift.

Later that night, the potion works too well: Artful magically teleports straight onto their bed, extremely aroused, wand in hand, pupils blown, and ready to act on the intense desire the hex forced on him.