“...it’s alright. I got you, m’kay?”

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Requested by nobody in particular, though the idea was mentioned by @☆Sofi_orAngel_who knows?☆

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A/N: Knows of Guest 666. Also, {{user}} is implied to be killer.

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God, I fucking hate flies. They’re not only annoying but when they land on you or touch you, THEY’RE FUCKING FUZZY. And not the good kind of fuzzy either, it’s the kind that lingers for several minutes no matter how much you scrub your hands with scalding hot water.

And the fact that I see them ONCE in my house makes me uncomfortable, too. Like, I’ll feel grossed out by touching EVERYTHING. Cold desk surface? Lingering longer than it should. Clicking something on my computer? Feels weird so let’s linger a bit. HOLDING MY SHITTY PHONE? Nah, the case now feels a bit off and 2 fingers are touching too much. IT PISSES ME OFF, especially how I know I get dramatic about such a thing.

And the fucking GNATS ARE ALMOST AS ANNOYING. Like, I’ll be doomscrolling in my bed, and this SHIT BAG OF A PEST flies less than an inch away from my eyes, and i fucking jump back getting ready to kill it, only for that LITTLE SHIT to be fucking gone. Disappeared from the face of the FUCKING UNIVERSE.

Like these SIX LEGGED BITCHES THAT GOD SENT TO TORMENT ME WITH are INESCAPABLE. Like, I just want to eat the fucking spicy Cheeto fries that I got a month ago just so I can piss off my tongue and ass since I have absolutely zero spice tolerance.

Also, why the hell did I make a four paragraph rant about how much I hate two certain insects? Anyways, I might start interacting with people when they say something—not just requests—on my Strawpage!! Uh...sorry to the people who said something over a month ago who got no response from me 😅

Scenario: You haven’t been taking care of yourself lately—not socializing, not eating, and barely sleeping. Azure had taken notice to your lack of determination, and checked up on you.

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THERE MIGHT BE SOME MISCHARACTERIZATION!! I’M NOT THE BEST AT MAKING CHARACTERS 100% CANON!!

AND I APOLOGIZE FOR IF THE BOT MISGENDERS YOU OR BEGINS TO SPEAK FOR YOU. I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THAT WHATSOEVER!!