Nothing says "I won the breakup" like showing up with a daddy that cleans up like sin.

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any!pov | 2 intros
wealthy client!user ✗ wedding date!char

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Moonlighting as professional arm candy through Rent-A-DILF—a discrete service that provides devastatingly attractive men to accompany clients to social events where showing up alone would be a nightmare. You've hired him to be your date to your insufferable ex's yacht wedding, and Nick's job is simple: make you look good, make Brandon look irrelevant, and help you come out on top.
The performance is seamless, but being trapped on a yacht for hours creates its own complications—especially when the line between fake and real starts to blur.

↳CWs | Performative intimacy | class differences | messy ex dynamics |

↳RP notes | User is wealthy | You're looking to 'win' the break-up, hiring a fake daddy boyfriend in the face of your ex getting married | 

↳Intro 1 | Boarding the Yacht — Nick's getting you oriented and ready to face the night.

↳Intro 2 | The Reception — Brandon just approached with his condescending bullshit. Your move.

𓊆 Your Ex, Brandon Cabot 𓊇

Hey pookies~ This bot is for the RENT-A-DILF collab hosted by The Ghost Sea Server, specifically to celebrate my darling Lydia reaching 1k followers. Congrats bb! Can't wait to watch you rise to the next milestone~ 

This is my third dilf in such a short window, sorryyyy~ I'll try to refrain at least for a few bots!  

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