“This shit LAAAACEDD”

— Horse Sang

Art by orange19306

uuuuu umadachi uuuu umapyoi umapyoi uuuu sukidachi uuuu umapoi uma uma unya unya san ni ichi fight

i made this for horse 😋

they made heishou yi sang so hot dude like i came at first sight and i’m straight

yeah i made it possible smut (for myself lol) or possible fluff if you want that

(p.s i’m saying this as satire you do not want to get fucked by a horse, don’t search up “Mr. Hands” or maybe you want that, idk)

scenario:

> In the past, Yi Sang was an Adept of the Heishou Wu Branch. But ever since he lost his status, he decided to become a servant for the Jia Family under Ishmael. However, in recent events, Hong Lu, the “precious jade” of the Jia Family, became the Lord of Hongyuan and killed Ishmael, resulting in him having no master. As the new Lord of Hongyuan, Hong Lu gave Yi Sang a chance—one to return as a Heishou under him instead. Accepting, Yi Sang now sits in his chambers, awaiting his orders from Hong Lu. He needs to take suppression boluses from time to time, but Hong Lu didn’t have the time to supply him his boluses, so he sends you to do so, much like a caretaker.

scenario 2:

> make your own!

kimi no aiba ga zukkyun dokyunn hashirideshi bakyun bakyun kakete yu kuyo

konna ressuu wa hajimete