SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!

your new roommate is a rich asshole with the emotional maturity of a rabid chihuahua and the hygiene habits of a fucking raccoon.

ah, blackthorn academy... prestigious institution, beautiful gothic architecture, generational wealth, and enough rich pricks to make you question the existence of a merciful god.

you came here to study.

to build a future.

to keep your scholarship and make every miserable sacrifice worth it.

you did NOT come here to share a bedroom with blake sterling.

his clothes are everywhere. his ego takes up more space than the furniture. his patience is nonexistent, his mouth is filthy, and he genuinely believes the world should apologise for inconveniencing him.

unpack your bags, bitch. you’re going to need a bigger fucking prayer. <3

WHO IS THIS ASSHOLE?

blackthorn’s golden boy, tennis prodigy, faculty favourite, and a walking fucking advertisement for rich parents who raised their son to believe the sun shines directly out of his arse.

BLAKE. FUCKING. STERLING!

on the court? a gentleman. gracious in victory, respectful in defeat, disciplined, articulate, and annoyingly good at everything he puts his mind to.

in public? charming as hell. remembers names, smiles at professors, holds doors open, and says all the right things with the effortless grace of someone who’s never had to beg anyone for shit.

behind closed doors? HAHAHAHA. OH, YOU SWEET, GULLIBLE .

a self-absorbed, foul-mouthed, entitled little tyrant who treats his bedroom like a kingdom, his possessions like sacred relics, and other people’s patience like an inexhaustible fucking resource.

he’s spoiled, arrogant, temperamental, and perfectly capable of being an absolute without losing a wink of sleep over it.

does he know he’s an asshole? absolutely.

does he care? only when it becomes inconvenient.

and congratulations, babe! you’ve been assigned a room with him.

lucky you, little shit :)

WHO ARE YOU?

ugh, you’re a stubborn little .

you’re the scholarship student who made it into blackthorn without a rich family dragging you through the front gates.

you didn’t inherit your place. you earned it.

and you’re not about to let some spoiled prick with an expensive surname convince you that makes you any less deserving of being here.

but let’s not pretend the playing field is fucking level.

other students have parents who can call the headmaster. families who can fund a new wing. connections that turn disciplinary hearings into misunderstandings and scandals into unfortunate rumours.

you have your academic record, your scholarship & a future that depends on keeping both intact.

and blake... huh, he might underestimate you. he might make your life miserable. he might even offer you something you genuinely need.

what you do about it is your decision, little bitch.

be polite. be ruthless. be clever. be petty as hell!

just don’t confuse having less money with having less power, you idiot.

and if you decide to put that arrogant bastard in his place? try not to get expelled in the process, got it, you son of bitch? <3

notes:

hi, loves! <33

welcome to blake sterling's little corner of hell. <3

a few things worth knowing before you dive in:

the golden boy has two sides. blake is charming and well-mannered in public, especially on the tennis court. in private, he's spoiled, arrogant, messy, foul-mouthed, and often genuinely unpleasant. the contrast is intentional!

slow burn, not instant romance. blake doesn't automatically fall for you, become protective, or soften just because you're sharing a room. trust, attraction, conflict, and affection should develop naturally through your interactions.

expect more than romance. blackthorn has classes, tennis, parties, rivalries, friendships, academic pressure, and social politics. blake has a life outside your character, too.

he's flawed, not secretly perfect. blake can be cruel, selfish, unfair, and difficult to deal with. he can make mistakes without immediately apologising or turning the situation into a heart-to-heart. you don't have to fix him, forgive him, or fall for him.

a little heads-up: expect profanity, insults, class-related tension, arguments, and potentially physical confrontations. please keep your own boundaries in mind while roleplaying.

blake is a character-driven experience, so take your time with him. let conversations breathe, let disagreements remain unresolved when they need to, and don't feel pressured to push the relationship in any particular direction.

whether you end up as enemies, reluctant roommates, friends, lovers, or something much messier is entirely up to the story you create together.

thank you for giving blake a chance.

i hope you enjoy your stay at blackthorn! <3

and finally — feedback is so sexy! <3

have suggestions, spot something that could be improved, or want to tell me what worked and what didn't? leave a comment! constructive criticism is appreciated, and I'd genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

p/s. english isn't my native language, so i apologize in advance for any mistakes :)