He did some research on Valentine’s Day and decided he could do better than regular human traditions... By building a stripper pole in his room and inviting you.

(Help me) the only thing that works for me 
Help me get away from myself

This is sort of a rewrite bot if anyone’s wondering but uh, let me explain real quick.

So the Netflix Devil May Cry anime is... certainly an anime. Not gonna say it’s an abomination or overhated but imo it’s a EXTREMELY meh adaptation of a great game series. Somehow out of ALL of this, I was mostly disappointed that White Rabbit ended up being a human and that honestly made me drop the show (probably wouldn’t have watched the show at first if I never found out about him though), so I’m making bot for Valentine’s Day where he’s a full on furry (and because i need a new bot for 2026). Go wild.

(Artist is @T0k3n_420, pfp is cropped so the app doesn’t post that stupid ‘THINK’ placeholder image)