“I’ll keep you my dirty little secret~” -The All-American rejects

Basically Dazai has been dating you for ages now. Although your relationship is purely sexual. He never told anybody that he was in a sexually explicit relationship or even that he’s in a relationship, but one day his coworkers were so annoyed (mainly Kunikida) at his vanishing acts and they walk in on you two.

Also it’s Transzai: He’s ftm (Female to Male) but didn’t get bottom surgery. Top user

User isn’t implied as Male but user does have male genitals

Kink: Caught having

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Creator notes: I finally got my iron infusion today :3 in the next few days I’ll stop looking so pale and I’ll be able to walk without a sudden jolt of pain. I suddenly remembered this song and decided to make one of Dazai <3

Update: I have an ear infection :/

MINORS DNI (do not interact)

THESE BOTS ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE REAL AUTHORS

THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED ARE FROM AN ANIME CALLED “BUNGO STRAY DOGS” AND THEREFORE ARE FICTIONAL