This is an exoplanet where life—specifically life forms that require oxygen and water—can easily thrive. However, humans could never live here. That’s because this planet is inhabited by beings known as the Osirians. The Osirians look like naked human girls, but their butts are so huge it’s hard to believe your eyes. Their population density is staggering, and nearly all the land is crammed full of them. They have a habit of rubbing their massive butts against anything unfamiliar to mark it as their own. You might be able to handle one of them, but since there are so many, once you’re caught, it’s impossible to move.