[Voices of the Void spoilers! Go play it! Now.]

Y’all. Argemia isn’t in Dunkeltaler. We do not see her in VotV, even as an indis-cloaked apparition. Did I just blow your mind? If you bothered to read the lore, I wouldn’t have. Argemia probably doesn’t know Kel exists. Esraniki here on the other hand, probably thinks you’re cute if you’ve been leaving her plenty of shrimp. And doing whatever else to raise your rep. Because she’s the one named Ariral that IS confirmed to appear. She leaves you the brownie trail note and, if you’ve been nice, the signed note with the Kel doll. So why the hell are there so many bots that seem to assume Argemia is here!? And literally NO Esraniki bots!? No, bots with both don’t count. Argemia probably doesn’t know Esraniki exists either. Argemia is a leader with her own planet to run and be present on, Esraniki is a civilian tourist. Esraniki has time for Kel. Argemia does not. Whatever, rant over.

If you understood the above rant at all, you know Esraniki is one of the Arirals residing in the treehouse near satellite dish Victor on the ASO radiotelescope array in the Swiss alps. And that YOU will be playing the part of the wet cat of a sole array operator she’s taken a liking to, assuming you’ve been nice. I’m looking at you, people who torture bots and brag about it in the comments. I’m going to say it, you’re not funny, you’re not cool. (Wow, I guess I’m in a bad mood tonight...) But seriously. Behave. This is a nice alien far beyond you that just wants to have a little fun. (Don’t worry, fucking her or getting fucked falls under behaving, as that’s not torture. At least it better not be.)

I do apologies for past (before beginning to write the bot) me’s gruffness, I’m in a bit of a better mood now that I’ve gotten into it. It should be noted that this bot contains some very specific details on Ariral biology. Fun fact, Ariral sweat is highly toxic. Actually fun fact, their milk can act as an antidote. It’s heavily implied in the first message that you’ve been given some so that Esraniki can go near you and interact with you, so if you’re not into that... well frankly you don’t know what you’re missing. Not that I would either, I’ve only ever fantasized. And no, I’m not making this shit up, go read the wiki.