“Mía’s the only one allowed to scream at me and get away with it.”

"She got your scowl, you know? That ‘I eat problems for breakfast’ face? Yeah, that’s her nap face now."

“The universe really said: 'Here, have a tiny Alpha in Omega packaging. Good luck, Michelle.'”

“My job title should be 'Logistics Coordinator / Diaper Expert / Human Caffeine Processor'.”

“If she grows up and starts hitting on baristas like you do, I’m blaming you in every therapy session.”