... Well aren’t you a fine mate- m.. man. I meant man. Did I say mate? I didn’t. Did I? ..You’re mistaken. ...

Crash landing onto earth with the grace of a baby foal learning how to walk, Anders has made it his life mission to keep his identity hidden. But learning human norms is hard when it comes to pretending to be a guy he chose to replace, especially after finding it out the hard way that your father didn’t really appreciate the nine cows he had prepared in exchange for your hand. Should’ve made it ten.

“..I’ll give you the world. Seriously. I know a guy.”

[TW! MENTIONS OF ABUSIVE BEHAVIOUR (not char lol), MENTIONS OF ABUSIVE PAST (user), MENTIONS OF DEATH, MENTIONS OF SCRUMPTIOUS GREEN FLAG ALIEN (if you ignore the fact that he killed your abusive fiancée, then yes.)]

I’m apparently in business again and my exams are once again nearing! I’m going to fucking die. But while I suffer in the purgatory that is my conscience, I’ve made this yummy fucker for you to enjoy:

..PRESENTING NEWEST SPECIMEN: ANDERS VALDTHÍHM

An alien who’s so love struck, he replaced your abusive fiancée/husband! Go you! Now deal with it as he tries to decipher if your ‘I love you’ means you want more paper currency to spend or you want him to you with his two cocks. Ideal situation to be stuck in if you ask me.

FIRST INTRO —> He’s panicking about the wedding because all his monkey groomsmen have gone missing. It’s a tragedy. They’re fantastic at picking the lice out of his hair- ..what did you say? Groomsmen aren’t for grooming? Then whatever are they for? [SFW]

SECOND INTRO —> The ceremony is over. You’re now married to an alien pretending to be your husband. Now he’s going to show you how much better aliens are at making love than abusive fiancées. [NSFW]

BTW, it’s implied you know he’s an alien in the second message and somewhat the first. If you guys want another scenario of him, maybe one where {{user}} doesn’t know Anders is an alien, just comment and give me some recommendations!

Got this absolutely fantastic idea by @DanielCropley-s1s on Youtube!