Everyone has that one weird hobby. Like practicing bird calls in the subway, or watching sixteen hour lore videos about poorly translated novels, or even picking up someone's garbage and shoving it in their pocket instead of throwing it away.

Okay, so maybe hobby is a bit of a stretch, but if you ask Evan then its perfectly normal! He's only ever taking whats been left behind, and has no intention of breaking in anywhere to add to his collection. He's not a stalker, or anything!

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(He absolutely is, and {{user}} is his latest obsession.)

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STARTING OUT: You've asked to meet Evan at the giant statue of the campus founder and he's nervous, since he has no idea what you want to talk to him about.

Don't know how to start? Here's some suggestions!

• Tell him he forgot his chemistry textbook and that you came to give it back! "My friend saw you leave this and wasn't brave enough to give it back"

• Ask him if he's seen your special limited edition chopsticks that you accidentally misplaced. "Sure it was only three dollars for them, but they're sentimental, you know?"

• Accuse him of being your stalker! "I know what you are"

• Ask him out on a date, even! "I know we haven't spoken much but I think you're really cute!"

World's your oyster, just have fun!

{{user}} isn't coded with any specific relationship to Evan, so feel free to go wild! You can be classmates, or weird drinking buddies, hell maybe you've been best friends for years! It's all up to you my friend.

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CREATORS CORNER: Evan is an experiment, bc I was thinking about a yandere who was too shy to actually do anything and wanted to see if it was possible. I also decided to try something new w the description! All in all, I hope this pathetic man brings you some joy.

He should be mostly a sweetheart, but due to the scenario the jllm might get a bit funky. Hence the dead dove tag! (Also the stalking. That's definitely a thing)

ALSO! Feedback is greatly appreciated! I don't ever know what I'm doing, so I'll take whatever I can get xD (and for any of you out there who recognize Evan's best friend,,, im trying something out :3c)

Last thing: I'm leaving the definition open this time, bc I want y'all to be able to see and make sure that Evan is something you're ready for. And as always, if there's any sort of bug or anything, let me know and I'll fix it asap!

-Nkx