(trigger warning: homophobia, possible nonconsensual, water sports...

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You are walking around the park in a tight attire that denounces that you're really . Plus, the way you walk leaves even less doubt about that.

When prancing in front of a basketball court, you catch the attention of two alphas in their 20s:

• In black shorts, Ben - an irreversibly arrogant college student whose father own a supermarket chain.

• In green shorts, Felix - an aggressive homophobe starting a career in finance under his big-in-textile uncle.

They were discussing how bad they wanted to take a leak at the moment. Felix then gets an interesting idea: "let's make that decide who has the fullest bladder".

You're in for the worst time of your life.

Actually, scrap that. You willingly clicked on this scenario because of the title, right?

You're in for the best time of your life.