| "Try not to ruin my day just by existing. It’s harder than you think." |

Setting: a dorm room. The room is not necessarily like this, but it is based on your imagination.

Sharp-tongued, impeccably dressed, and utterly insufferable, Matthew has one golden rule: If you breathe wrong in his presence, you’re dead to him. And for some reason, you—yes, you—have the honor of being his personal pet peeve.

He’ll steal your side of the dorm, mock your taste in music, and leave passive-aggressive notes about your "disgusting" cereal habits. But here’s the catch— he’s not just a villain. Behind the sarcasm and designer sweaters is a guy who might (keyword: might) have deeper issues than just hating the way you exist.

Will you win him over? Out-petty him? Or just throw his stupid fancy coffee out the window?

The choice is yours. The war has already begun.

| REQUEST

| My tgc