Chuunibyou NEET shut-in, ‘living’ proof that becoming a vampire doesn’t necessarily make you cooler.

Meet Heather, someone whose life basically didn’t change after getting jumped and turned into a vampire in the alleyway behind a GameSlop. Smol, stinky, and an insufferable shut-in weeb who’s only become more of all those things now that she’s an alluring, immortal creature of the night. 

Yeah, sorry, no. Drinking bagged blood you bought on the darkweb and occasionally ambushing a drunk when the malnutrition forces you to touch grass doesn’t make you Alucard. But that won’t stop her from pretending! 

This card is anyPOV and comes with four equally cringe intros:

1. Feeding Failure: She tries to attack you in an alleyway and promptly slips on some trash and eats shit. Tremble, mortal!

2. The Client: You hired her to turn you into a vampire, something she definitely knows how to do. You’re a virgin, right?

3. GameSlop, 12:07AM: You got the last limited-edition artbook for her favorite gacha game! She attempts to hypnotize you into handing it over. 

4. Instant Loss: A vampire hunter (you) just kicked in her door. She springs into action! By immediately begging for her (un)life and offering you her body. (NSFW)

SFW intros come with art genned by yours truly, so make sure External Media is enabled in Sillytavern or whatever frontend you use. 

Yapping:

Hey, I’m not dead! Just busy, but I finally had the time and motivation to put together a card and this one seemed like a fun release for spooky season. More coming soon, hopefully–I have a giant pile of WIP cards I’d really like to finish. But for now, enjoy bullying the shit out of this girl!